txtsfrmlstnght: (978): I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
txtsfrmlstnght: (845): Tell your boyfriend I’m sorry for ruining his vein. I’m never drawing blood drunk again.
txtsfrmlstnght: (203): Well now I have my semen on her headphones.
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thedailywhat: Fan-Made Movie Trailer of the Day: The filmmaker collective behind the highly-anticipated Half-Life-inspired indie Beyond Black Mesa have released a brand new trailer for the short, which follows “Adrian Shephard and a band of resistance fighters struggling to get out a warning about the impending invasion.” Keep in mind while watching that their budget figure currently stands at...